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Friday, 04 July 2008

I think I'd miss all the ridiculous things that I used to write if I got rid of this now...sooner or later...but not now.

Wednesday, 19 September 2007

Facebook Quotes

Good evening. I'm Chevy Chase, and you're touching yourself.

Michaela: I just remembered...I don't remember

Michaela recounting a dream: So I answer the door because I still can't find David and it's Laura and she's like "Is Hannah here?" And I'm like "Why are you visiting Hannah at David's apartment?" and she's like "Well, I didn't really want to visit David, so I decided to visit Hannah instead."

--I didn't realize there was a large population of Filipinos in Louisiana, how did they get there?
--They jumped...

Monday, 07 May 2007

Updating the facebook...you know how it goes

Hey baby, you can supernate my coracle anytime you want

"You're trying to hold me back? You know what? Tibet is part of China"

"She tasted like tuna"

Airport Announcement: ...direct service to Providence, continuing service to...nowhere else

Guy who had to get up too early: Free trip on southwest...uhhh....united!

Andy Schuman (of all people): let's get drunk and forget our bras

"...so when I left for Bryn Mawr, I did hear, you know, 'Be careful around those lesbians! Watch your back!"
"Actually, we usually come from the front. However, if you were at a boy's school..."

Perplexing is that even a word? Perplex, perplexes, perplexed, perplexing?
I prefer Muesli

There is nothing wrong with that milk....it's you

I'm a little tangy, if ya know what I mean

"Guys, I can't hear you -- I'm not wearing any pants" who else

Liseypoo: I wanna be a woman for once!

Starting a night that never ended:
Sasha: It's so bad for you.
Sydni: It's not bad for you it just kills you slowly
Torrey: She was talking about campus corner, not cigarettes

Hannah: Do you know what Michaela is doing for winter term?
Jackie: (looking confused) I just peed?

Dance is like a box of chocolates: absolutely fabulous, but full of nuts

On the Exeteras:
"It's nice because it gives us a chance to breathe and change" Ellie (a sane dancer)
"It's nice to hear their voices when we're whipping our clothes off" Caitlin (a not so sane dancer)

...and the AIM

This is the most beautiful place on earth.

Friendies

OCM
0X6...oh sex
bmc '10

Kira: What's that thing called that you get once a month?

On a super dirty car: I wish my wife was this dirty

I never dreamed that I would let it go ~Guster

Michaela: So I was like what are you doing here? and she was like I'm here to see Hannah! and I was like why are you visiting Hannah at David's apartment and she was like well I didn't really want to see David, so I'm visiting Hannah instead.

I think I need a sunrise
I'm tired of the sunset
~Augustana

I've seen you one time stumble and fall
but I still love you, you see?
~Ted Leo and the Pharmacists

*so damn foolish* we have become beautiful without even knowing it

NiQui: Were you having online sex?
Mad: Yes, I just took off my online pants, do you mind?

Kira: so he's distant....or he's really obese

Love is not a victory march it's a cold and it's a broken hallelujah
~Rufus Wainwright

what.happens.in.a.traffic.jam...stays.in.a.traffic.jam~danceco

Patriots
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Saturday, 27 January 2007

Craig Baldo

"People always tell you when you're drunk, like really drunk, to drink water...right? Water? I say fuck that. I say if you're really plastered eat jelly beans. Let's face it, you're going to be sick you might as well make it beautiful."

"You know it's terrible when the TV corporations can make up a better president than we have. I mean Geena Davis: fucking good president. But aging cowboy, speech impared, liar becomes president, floods, wars, scandals -- now that's a show I wanna watch. TiVo that!"